"Let me go outside and smoke a cigarette and I'll get my suitcase so I can show y'all my new thumb..."
- My uncle Bill while visiting for Christmas after losing his thumb in a construction accident involving a radial saw and the loss of most of his right thumb.
"Well one of y'all go down to walmart and get a pair of needle nose pliers..."
-My uncle Bill after being told that his thumb injury required electrical cauterization meaning his nipple ring would have to be removed, and the only method pf doing so offered by the hospital was cutting off and therefore ruining the nipple ring.
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